It's taken me so long

To write this song

Each and every line

Makes me want to die

I overthink every word

I am such a nerd

I can't even rhyme

Is that a crime?

I don't know what to write

So let's switch it up, alright

There is no special message

I am definitely not on a bridge

Jumping off the bridge

Shi Shi the village

This song is a joke

I am addicted to coke

-a-cola

You thought this was serious

I don't like lettuce

This song has derailed

I believe I have failed

I know this is not a long song

I am sorry if you found it wrong

This goofy ahh song is done

I hope you had some fun

My name is Wong

I am from Hong Kong

They tell me to stop

They just talking flip flop

Nobody knows the truth

I sing for the youth

I may be sixty-eight

But I don't deserve the hate

I am spitting straight facts

Except for the fact I'm gay

I'm kidding

I'm kidding

Or am I?

Got six likes on my first song

Kind of like the size of my ding dong

I want some food

To get me in a good mood

Maybe some Chinese

Or maybe some blue cheese

Or maybe a golf course

Or maybe some intercourse

I'm kidding

I'm kidding

If I didn't sing song

I would play some ping pong

On a fancy ass court

At some fancy ass resort

But my music is too good

Could make it's way to Hollywood

MTV ain't got nothing on me

'Cause I go faster than the cars at the Grand Prix

Ping Pong just like MTV

Ping Pong is a wannabe

Ping Pong still a fun ass game

Ping Pong is kinda lame

Ping Pong is kinda lame

Ping Pong is kinda lame

Ping Pong just like MTV

Ping Pong is a wannabe

Ping Pong still a fun ass game

Ping Pong is kinda lame

About to spit some bars

Got your memoirs

Gonna need to write it down

About to take a fucking crown

Making a loud sound

Chemical compound

Fast ass merry-go-round

Gonna play in the playground someday

On the radio

Can't disagree

Got the best flow

That's a combo

Aspect ratio

On the subject of math

You about to feel my wrath

Graduated at age ten

Better than the rest of my gen

I know everything gonna

Buy some new bling

Solving pythagoras' theorum

About to give you some truth serum

Ping Pong just like MTV

Ping Pong is a wannabe

Ping Pong still a fun ass game

Ping Pong is kinda lame

I am in my bed

And then I move my legs

I get out of bed

Then I go kitchen, eat eggs

Eggs' tasting yummy

Yummy in my tummy

Go chew my gummy

Fucking lil' dummy

Got shit tons of money

Buy one more jet? Probably

Bitch you ain't seen my body

Soon you'll be coming honey

Go to my computer

Forgot to turn on my router

Make some fucking lit ass beats

This is about to go

You don’t need to be patient

You’re not gonna get a second the breathe

You won’t get a chance to leave

Popping off these checks

Get this brand new Rolex

This album go number one

Faster than the fucking sun

I’m about to drop the mic

About to get a spike

Can you smell what the rock’s cooking?

I can’t because my shows are all he’s booking

Why is he a rock he ain’t even got a big ass cock

Enough on Dwayne he’s already crying in pain

Lets do another wrestler

John Cena

You can’t see me I can fucking see you bitch

Got 16 WWE title reigns 

You ain’t even in the hall of fame

Cars bars sars tars mars lars 

Pat hat cat mat rat sat bat nat fat dat 

Eat feet meat meet neat seat beet beat heat freet freevpre glee 

Ugly smugly pugly dumpling humping dumping thrusting and busting

And running and fucking and shitting and bitching and little fucking bitch ass ing

Eating beating sleeping weeping keeping 

Dog fog wog wong 

Wong is my name 

Wong likes to play ping pong 

If he didn’t spit bars 

Then he would’ve gone play ping pong

We love cheese

Especially me

I wish it was free

Especially Brie

Its all I eat

More than meat

More than wheat

Without it I feel incomplete

and I start to overheat

I don’t feel upbeat

I have purple feet

I’m scared

My name's Louise

And I like cheese

My name's Louise

And I like cheese

Yo, I'm Louise, and I like cheese

I went to the fridge

To see what was there

And all that I found there was peas

I just wanted cheese

Cheese!

There are one thousand eight hundred kinds of cheese

When I read that it made me wheeze

Because of the varieties

That are made at the factories

Should be in all of the galaxies

Should be sold in pharmacies

I am sorry if you have allergies

But you must try some cheese

My name's Louise

And I like cheese

My name's Louise

And I like cheese

Yo, I'm Louise, and I like cheese

I went to the fridge

To see what was there

And all that I found there was peas

I just wanted cheese

Cheese!

Even though you're leaving

You will be remembered with a good feeling

This song is for you

Made it 'cause you part of the crew

You will always be missed

Because you're my emotional assist

Your heart is so kind

But you still have a stupid ass mind

Goodbye, Elliot

Days have gone but you will be remembered

Goodbye, Elliot

Days have gone but you will be remembered

If you make a new friend

It won't offend

You won’t forget me

Because your the goate

Goodbye dear friend

Me and you till the end

Goodbye dear friend

Me and you till the end

Goodbye, Elliot

Days have gone but you will be remembered

Goodbye, Elliot

Days have gone but you will be remembered

His palms were sweaty

And his knees heavy

He was lost in space

Craving his mum's spaghetti

International dave not intergalactic dave

TTS Wong and dave having an international rave

Just removed some part of the beat

So u can begin to feel the international heat

We ain't talking bout no nations

We talking about telecommunications 

TTS Wong made Dave this song

To show that stage 4 diabetes will make life not so long

Switching this schmeat ups

For my fellow D-cups

For the oversized gang

Who talks in food slang

I have a nice beard

But because of the album cover, it got sheared

I am more than an XL dad bod

I am also a graduate of physics and economics

But that doesn't matter because I am international

That's right, I am heterosexual

That's not that important

But I just need to make sure you know I'm not gay

Because I am super slay

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, international

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, international

Yeah you don’t know me

You haven't seen my dark side

Yeah my dark side

My scary side

My be weary side

If you annoy us you will go on a ride

Yeah my dark side

Yeah my dark side ride

Whoop

Don't make me mad

Or I will make you sad

You only see the light side

Cause I wear a nice tie

If you push me to the ground

I will ensure that you are drowned

You wouldn't even last a round 

Now you're absolutely dumbfound 

Cause I am a fighter

Don't mess with this lighter

I am so far far in front

Cause you have some underdevelopment

Hunting in the wild

Cause I got exiled

Cause I am a beast

Don't wanna mess with me at the least

Cause you don't wanna see my dark side

Yeah you don’t know me

You haven't seen my dark side

Yeah my dark side

My scary side

My be weary side

If you annoy us you will go on a ride

Yeah my dark side

Yeah my dark side ride

Whoop

Yeah I am screaming at the sight

Of an epic cockfight

Because of it's intergalactic might

As I watch from a satellite

The shit that you see in the galaxy

This ain't some astrology

You'll Be shocked to discover

The horrors of the galaxy

If you wanna taste of space

Then listen to this bass

Cause we in everyplace

Say it with an uppercase

Through all 4 spheres

I will hear your cheers

For my words are so great

That y'all hear the galactic weight

I love the gravitational pull

It's absolutely beautiful

Orbiting earth with its help

Nothing else like this, yelp

Chilling in the ISS

Making a mess

Can you hear that race

Actually you can't cause we in space

Slightly going off course

Because of the extra force

Gotta change the direction

By hitting the acceleration

Got a message from the flight room

It said we are facing certain doom

We are going to need a tomb

Unless we go zoom!

I love the gravitational pull

It's absolutely beautiful

Orbiting earth with its help

Nothing else like this, yelp

The ship started shaking

And we started hating

Then I heard the alarm

knew we had to stay calm

Saw a wormhole

Then we started to roll

Knew this was the end

But then we begin to descend

Got a message from the flight room

It said we are facing certain doom

We are going to need a tomb

Unless we go zoom!

I love the gravitational pull

It's absolutely beautiful

Orbiting earth with its help

Nothing else like this, yelp

Croissant more like busson

I love my cwasson

With milk, eggs, flour, salt, sugar and yeast

Yeah make the dough, Chill the dough

I don't know, roll and fold

Feeling cold

Bake the dough

Make it hot

Here comes TTS Wong what what

Me and CoARl making this beat

Baking a cwasson with its heat

I wanna croissant

Its gotta electron

Yeah I’m loud as a mouse

Bouta still your spouse

Bouta buy a house

Got a Gucci blouse

In German ostrich is a strauss

Talking about birds(Have you ever seen a grouse

Are you going to finish that croissant?

Because it’s written in a nice font

I like croissants so much

I just want to eat them for brunch

I eat them everyday

Especially when I’m away

Yeah

Croissants

Cheesy croissants

Chocolaty croissants

Fruity croissants

Croissants, croissants